0. Otaku Anonymous is a fascist organization (we voted).  It will remain as such until a new vote is taken.

1. If your name is only three letters it will be said backwords

2. The official Pirate Ship of Otaku Anonymous is the S.S. Free Range Chicken

3. Do not take Edwin's Name in Vain.

4. Anyone who points out mispellings or grammar errors in the rules will have to walk the plank (we know they are there, we put them in on purpose).

5. The position of Vice President will be established "Fight Club" style, but there shall be no more than three Vice Presidents per meeting.

6. a. If Meep were to accidently date his sister it would be funny.

    b. If Meep were to accidently marry his sister so his children could call him both father and uncle, it would be hilarious.

    c. If Meep were to do both a. and b. and move to Arkansas to raise free range chickens and name one of his children Edwin, it would just be ironic.

7.  There shall be no rule numbered "pi" merely to spite Tubo the Wonder Krunk.

8.  You cannot hit Vinnk with anything (unless you are Trae)

9.  Tubo the Wonder Krunk must wear a shirt at all times.